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Author: Kasz Created: 5/12/2008 10:53 AM
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Wow man! who knew that Horses can have fun with facial hair just like

us humans? Some people might think he should shave that thing off

but I say "Neiiiigghh".

Still wondering why its a blonde moustache though.  (maybe he dyes his mane?)

Kasz

You gotta be careful when it comes to cold water, deck chairs, and the family jewels...

Thanks tp Failblog.org for the clipping.

Kasz

Have you ever thought to yourself  "gee it sure would be cool if my computer mouse looked more

like a real mouse - hey wait a minute! why don't I take the carcass of a dead mouse and stuff it with

the innards of a computer mouse!?", then this website is for you.

 

I'm warning you, its kinda... odd. if you want to see, scroll down

 

(Ugh)

 

 

If you want the instructions for how to do this yourself (have you taken your pills today?)

just go here. www.instructables.com/id/Mouse-Mouse!

That's right if we all pull together, and if the stars align just right, Legendary Rock Band KISS could play in Lloydminster!

Here's the press release:

For their upcoming tour of North America, KISS is letting their fans determine exactly where they rock and roll all night and party every day. Starting this afternoon at www.eventful.com/KISS, fans in the U.S. and Canada can vote to have their town included in the tour itinerary. The band says that "No matter where the fans say--from stadiums to cornfields--if there are enough votes, KISS will be there! And in order to keep the competition fair for smaller cities, final site selection will weigh population size versus total votes." "KISS has never followed the rules--we have always broken them. KISS has never listened to critics-we have always listened only to the fans," said Gene Simmons. "It's time to give back to the fans with bigger shows and longer set lists. And for the first time anywhere, we want our fans to tell us where they want us,...

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Drivers these days aren't always courteous, but that could all change with the ultimate deterrent.  Road Ragers can now take an idea from the James Bond films and use it for themselves.

Who needs cruise control or heated side mirrors when you could have options like these? Hood Mounted Machine Gun Cannons and Front grill Rocket Launchers are a few of the additions you can make to your vehicle.  You can even do the flipping license plate thing!

Problem is they're only for show.  they don't actually work.  That's a big dissappointment considering the price tage of about 130 thousand dollars.

Now if only I could get Q to fix my shoe phone.  I think my foot sweat shorted out the ring tone.

Kasz

Here's the difference between standard and incredibly high speed cameras

Figure one: Old and Busted

Figure 2: The New Hotness

I know it kinda looks fake but I swear its not photoshopped.  Scientists are using new high-speed cameras

to learn more about lightning, and if you can't trust a Scientist, who can you trust?

Kasz

Holy Hell! What is That?

For the Sadistic Chainsaw Massacre wannabe in all of us...

Um, Happy Valentines Day Morgan... (pssst! call 911 if you still can)

Kasz

So Does the food have less calories if you eat it off a really skinny chick?

She should keep toothpicks in her toes - I just think it would be very convenient!

Kasz

Saw this on Ebay today. Wanna really impress the lady-friend? make a bid!

(This could possibly result in you getting kicked out on your ass)

cgi.ebay.com/Gynecologist-Examination-Table-PERFECT-Valentines-Gift_W0QQitemZ250367059412QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0

Wonder how that would look propped up in front of the big screen?

Kasz

Here's an example of what you'll recieve on the new DVD "Miterdake", designed to help shy guys practice making eye contact with women.

DO  NOT LOOK AT THE CLEAVAGE!

 

 


 

 Kasz

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