Drew Dalby

My name is Drew Dalby. You can just use Dalby. DLB works too. I’m a radio guy, not an etiquette instructor. I’m officially from Saskatchewan, now that I’m living east of the meridian, but before that I was in BC, Alberta, and at the very beginning I was born and raised in the Northwest Territory. My last gig played a lot of Gaga, Britney, and crap like that, so I’m pretty stoked to be here playing some real music with the rest of The Herd. I’ve got your sports hook up every morning on the Breath, and I’ll also be shredding through the Border Rock 20 on weekends.


In the mean time, hit the Twitter for random outbursts through the day, Facebook has the big stuff like new adds on the Dalby.FM Blog, or you can E-Mail The Morning Breath with your question, comments, and endorsement contracts.

-DLB

The Morning Breath Blog

October 22, 2012

New Stuff Tuesday - Oct. 22-26

Here's what's new in stores this week.  Tell us what you're buying in the comments below! On DVD (IMDB links in the title, trailer links at the end) Abraham... more

October 17, 2012

DLB.TV - Episode 1 - Skating With The Bobcats

Despite growing up in Canada's frozen North, I never learned how to skate, so I went to Coach Ryan Parent of the Lloydminster Bobcats to try get my hockey skills up to speed.... more

October 16, 2012

The Coolest Sock I Own

Today on the show, we talked about how you could buy Tom Petty's vintage car on eBay. That lead to a discussion about cool celebrity souveniers people own, so I thought I would... more

October 15, 2012

Week 6 NFL Sunday Review, or, Why Football Is Stupid

Let's set the tone of this recap with a picture that sums up how I feel about all the people who beat me in the Border Rock Pick Em Pool this week. I'm the guy in blue. Sitting... more

October 15, 2012

Alternate Universe NHL Update - October 15

Man, how sweet was the first Hockey Night In Canada of the year? Oh, right, our NHL is still locked out... Oh well, this one still works!   var disqus_shortname... more

October 12, 2012

Alternate Universe NHL Update - October 12

Vancouver fans destroy a coffee shop, Sid the Kid gets sick again, and Dalby roots for Coach Bombay.   var disqus_shortname = 'DLBFM'; (function()... more

October 11, 2012

Alternate Universe NHL Update - October 11

The NHL season starts tonight! Not here, in our universe, but in an alternate reality where being paid millions of dollars is enough for some people. Here's our look back on... more

October 10, 2012

Mom Explains The Mystery Photo

After an NWT newspaper posted a random picture of me at the age of 3, I called my mom to find out what the hell I was doing in the picture. If you haven't seen it yet...  I... more

October 9, 2012

Fire Safety With Captain Buckingham

Fire Captain Buckingham, from the Britannia Wilton Fire Department, and Sunday Nights With Bucky, stopped by this morning with some safety tips during Fire Prevention Week in the... more

October 4, 2012

Pro Wrestler Chokes Out Crazy Guy

Pro Wrestler, Shawn Daivari, was riding a train in Minneapolis, when a dude started freaking out, yelling racial slurs, and threatening to kill an old man. Daivari stepped in, spun... more

September 28, 2012

Rename Vancouver to MANcouver!

Did you know that men have it tough in today's society? Because as a man, I was unaware about how much I've been suffering. Some group of mutts are calling for change that... more

September 27, 2012

Stop Eating All The Bacon!

A group of researchers in the UK have announced that the world could be facing a shortage of bacon by this time next year. The price of pig feed has gone up, because we're short... more

September 7, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants - September 7, 2012

Hey, CFL fan, calm down. It's ok if not everyone thinks Canadian football is best.   var disqus_shortname = 'DLBFM'; (function() { var dsq... more

September 7, 2012

PlayAction Picks - NFL Week 1

Every week, our expert panel picks 1 game each, and tells you who's going to win, on our Border Rock Locks of the Week. Every Friday, I'll tell you who I think wins each... more

September 5, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants - September 5, 2012

When you drive like a jerk, you can't be mad that I hope you crash.   var disqus_shortname = 'DLBFM'; (function() { var dsq = document.createElement('script');... more

September 4, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants - September 4, 2012

We can work together to stop stupid things like "Eastwooding" from happening.   var disqus_shortname = 'DLBFM'; (function() { var dsq... more

August 8, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants - August 8, 2012

If you think Olympic athletes are "fat", you should probably put down your Doritos and Mountain Dew and listen up.   var disqus_shortname = 'DLBFM'; ... more

August 3, 2012

Vague Sports Update - August 3, 2012

London is mad at me for talking about their little tea party, but I'm totally not! See for yourself!   var disqus_shortname = 'DLBFM'; (function() { ... more

August 2, 2012

Vague Sports Update - August 1, 2012

Here's some stuff that happened in London that's probably not at all related to that big thing that's happening that we can't talk about.   var disqus_shortname... more

August 2, 2012

Please Buy My Broken Car

My car died on the way to work today, and I had to push it in to a parking lot. So, obviously, I tried to sell it to the people who owned the lot.    var... more

August 1, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants - August 1, 2012

Turns out that we're not allowed to talk about the London Games. Watch me.   var disqus_shortname = 'DLBFM'; (function() { var dsq = document.createElement('script');... more

July 31, 2012

Net Nonsense - July 31, 2012

It was only a matter of time. If we kept eating all the chicken nuggets, eventually they were going to fight back... God help us all...   Today's Video... more

July 30, 2012

Net Nonsense - July 30, 2012

1 picture of a terrible hail storm + 1 pair of googly eyes = hilarious photgraph. It's like nature it throwing up on us all!   Today's Video Nonsense... more

July 26, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants - July 25, 2012

One of the survivors of the Aurora shooting is suing everyone in sight. I'm not ok with that.   var disqus_shortname = 'DLBFM'; (function() { ... more

July 25, 2012

Net Nonsense - July 25, 2012

The rumors are true folks, I found a picture of our own Amy Volume playing sports! As you can see, it happened right about how you think it would.   Today's... more

July 24, 2012

Net Nonsense - July 24, 2012

Time to dive in headfirst for another Net Nonsense! Let's start by telling you what you're doing wrong. Also, this applies to what you're eating, and... more

July 23, 2012

Net Nonsense - July 23, 2012

Nice and easy blog today, three animals doing goofy stuff to make you smile through another Monday. ... more

July 18, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants - July 18, 2012

Today, don't be a baby if you don't get a present, and take riding shotgun seriously, you have a job to do!   var disqus_shortname = 'DLBFM'; (function()... more

July 17, 2012

Net Nonsense - July 17, 2012

I'm not sure if you know this, but there's a new Batman movie coming out. Looks alright... If you look closely, you can see the Bat Shark Repellant.    Today's... more

July 16, 2012

Net Nonsense - July 16, 2012

Sometimes, Monday feels like starting the week off with a really lame party. Oh don't worry, everyone is having their own crappy party.   Today's Video... more

July 13, 2012

Net Nonsense - July 13, 2012

You really can get almost any kind of job in Lloydminster... Seems legit...   Today's Video Nonsense comes to us from a sports fan with too much time on... more

July 12, 2012

Net Nonsense - July 12, 2012

With the recent heat wave, you gotta find ways to stay cool while you're out and about. This probably isn't all that legal though...   Today's Video... more

July 9, 2012

Net Nonsense - July 9, 2012

Sometimes, you just need something cute and funny to make Monday a little easier. I'd say that fits the bill.   Today's Video Nonsense is a conversation... more

July 6, 2012

Net Nonsense - July 6, 2012

Next time someone starts a stupid argument with you, just hit em with this. What is there left to say after that?   Today's Video Nonsense is just a dude... more

July 5, 2012

Net Nonsense - July 5, 2012

Friday is almost here, but don't get too excited yet. There's still plenty of Thursday to trip up your week.   Today's Video Nonsense celebrates... more

July 4, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants - July 4, 2012

This week: WTF Weather, stop making old jokes, and quit being so negative... seriously.   var disqus_shortname = 'DLBFM'; (function() { var dsq... more

July 4, 2012

Net Nonsense - July 4, 2012

Did you know it's already Wednesday? Isn't that exciting? Get it? Wednesday? Hilarious.   Today's Video Nonsense is a race among friends to see... more

July 3, 2012

Net Nonsense - July 3, 2012

With the new Spider Man out in theatres, and the Avengers coming soon on DVD, a lot of people are forgetting about another super hero with a movie coming out this year. For... more

June 29, 2012

Net Nonsense - June 29, 2012

Please rise for our National Anthem. Thank you, you may be seated.   It's the long weekend, so make sure you get good and relaxed.  Also,... more

June 28, 2012

Net Nonsense - June 28, 2012

Hello! Welcome to Net Nonsense! So glad you're here! Oh... well screw you too then...   Today's Video Nonsense sums up the "musical" noise... more

June 27, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants - June 27, 2012

This week on Rapid Fire Rants: Girls should stop whining about men, people should stop talking about stuff they don't know about, and everyone should learn to be happy where... more

June 27, 2012

Net Nonsense - June 27, 2012

Sure, the weather sucks today, but you've got two options. You can let it get you down... Or you can find the silver lining!   Today's Video Nonsense... more

June 26, 2012

Net Nonsense - June 26, 2012

They're taking the new Batman movie in some strange directions... He's the dog that Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now...   Today's... more

June 25, 2012

Net Nonsense - June 25, 2012

Monday again. Doesn't have to be a downer though. Just grab Monday and make it your... you know... That guy will be talking about this moment for the rest of his life.   Today's... more

June 22, 2012

Net Nonsense - June 22, 2012

It's the weekend! Do something people will look at you funny for.   Today's Video Nonsense is a Grandmother with a shotgun. I think the point... more

June 21, 2012

Net Nonsense - June 21, 2012

When I look, and see the weekend is coming soon, I usually have the same reaction. Here's hoping the weather holds up.   Today's Video Nonsense is a... more

June 19, 2012

Net Nonsense - June 19, 2012

It can be hard to get going early in the week. Don't worry though, it gets better. So as the stupid poster says, hang in there.   Today's Video... more

June 15, 2012

Net Nonsense - June 15, 2012

It's the weekend! Time to let your hair down. Take some time to relax Go for a cruise... Bottom line, do what makes you feel good.   Today's... more

June 14, 2012

Net Nonsense - June 14, 2012

Father's Day is coming. Not sure Batman should be the spokesperson for this though. If you're going to say Happy Father's Day, don't do it with an orphan.   Today's... more

June 13, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants - June 13, 2012

My Weekly On Air Therapy - This week: Boxing used to be cool, TV used to not suck, and people used to have spines. Leave your Rapid Fire Rants in the comment box below!   ... more

June 13, 2012

Net Nonsense - June 13, 2012

I've heard some weird reasons for couples to go at it, but this takes the cake. I honestly have no witty comment better than the story itself. Wow.   Today's... more

June 12, 2012

Net Nonsense - June 12, 2012

A piece of advice if you're planning on buying new electronics. Remember, if your neighbor gets robbed, you owe him/her a beer.   Today's Video Nonsense... more

June 11, 2012

Net Nonsense - June 11, 2012

Welcome back, hope you had a solid weekend. That might be too solid.   Today's Video Nonsense offers up 10 ways to take money from your friends. 60%... more

June 8, 2012

Net Nonsense - June 8, 2012

Sadly, Teenage Mutant Ninja Bears just never caught on. Just one more thing to be scared of next time you're in the woods.   Today's Video Nonsense... more

June 7, 2012

Net Nonsense - June 7, 2012

As it starts to get bright earlier here in the Border City, this seems more and more accurate.  Stupid sniper sun gets me every morning.   Today's... more

June 6, 2012

Net Nonsense - June 6, 2012

Window dog has a hell of a story to tell you. Unfortunately, he can't tell you, because he's a dog.   Today's Video Nonsense speaks out against... more

June 6, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants - June 6, 2012

My Weekly On Air Therapy - This week: Unfollow me, Octo-boycott, and sports related anger.... more

June 5, 2012

Net Nonsense - June 5, 2012

Char's been talking about going golfing a lot lately, and I actually found a picture of her at the course! If you see my co-host out on the links, maybe just hang back... more

June 4, 2012

Net Nonsense - June 4, 2012

I have no idea what's happening in this picture, but I wish I'd been there for what comes next... He looks so calm, considering he's probably about to eat it... more

June 1, 2012

Net Nonsense - June 1, 2012

Let's start with some nostalgia! Truthfully, he still looks like someone you wouldn't want to run in to on a dark street...   Today's Video Nonsense... more

May 30, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants - May 30, 2012

My Weekly On Air Therapy - This week: Annoying couples, Know it all jerks, and Stop pretending the NFL sucks. Got a rant? Fire away in the comments!   var disqus_shortname... more

May 30, 2012

NHL Playoff Picks - Round 4

I GOT ONE RIGHT! You'll have to forgive me, it's been a pretty heavy drought in this year's playoffs. Coming in to Round 3, I had only guessed 3 out of 12 of... more

May 30, 2012

Net Nonsense - May 30, 2012

It's the middle of the week. I know it's tough, but stay strong, you're going to make it! Don't you quit on me!   Today's Video Nonsense... more

May 29, 2012

Net Nonsense - May 29, 2012

Let's get this straight right now, I don't care who you are, this is not a good look. Seriously, don't ever do this.   Today's Video Nonsense... more

May 28, 2012

Net Nonsense - May 28, 2012

This doesn't apply to me, but some people have fallen in love all over again with getting letters in the mail. 436 emails? Sounds like someone doesn't have their... more

May 25, 2012

Net Nonsense - May 25, 2012

How happy are you right now that it's Friday? WRONG! You will never be that happy.   Today's Video Nonsense is a glimpse in to what could be the future... more

May 24, 2012

Net Nonsense - May 24, 2012

WARNING: The first picture today is kind of gross, but it's also funny, because she totally had it coming. It's safe to say she had a crappy day...   Today's... more

May 23, 2012

Adrian Patrick - Otherwise

Adrian Patrick, the lead singer of the breakout band Otherwise, called in to talk with Char and I about the hit song "Soldiers", their new album "True Love Never Dies",... more

May 23, 2012

Net Nonsense - May 23, 2012

You know what never gets old? Jokes about how polite Canadians are. Seriously, I actually do laugh at most of these. Especially when someone dies.    Today's... more

May 23, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants - May 23, 2012

My Weekly On Air Therapy - This week: The Shore will suck even more now, Fake phone numbers are stupid, and Quit wearing things that don't fit.   var disqus_shortname... more

May 22, 2012

Net Nonsense - May 22, 2012

Today, we start with two examples of truth in advertising. First, I think every person who's been to college can identify with this... These were the best, once you... more

May 18, 2012

Net Nonsense - May 18, 2012

Beware, when you are out this weekend. I feel like I've suffered from this, but I can't remember...   Today's Video Nonsense is a highlight reel... more

May 17, 2012

Net Nonsense - May 17, 2012

I took Amy Volume out to play Disc Golf yesterday at Bud Miller. She kept laughing, and giggling, and enjoying herself. This is a dramatic reenactment of my response. I... more

May 16, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants - May 16, 2012

My Weekly On Air Therapy - This week: Watch your kids, Don't put your family on your windshield, and Quit scalping tickets.   var disqus_shortname = 'DLBFM'; ... more

May 16, 2012

Net Nonsense - May 16, 2012

Before we get started, I'd like to perform a test. Alright, everything seems to be in order here. You may proceed.   Today's Video Nonsense proves that... more

May 15, 2012

Net Nonsense - May 15, 2012

I have something very cool to start off Net Nonsense today! It's a lost scene from The Dark Knight! I'm glad they cut it though. It didn't make much sense for... more

May 14, 2012

NHL Playoff Picks - Round 3

Well, it's official. I suck at picking winners. Let's check Round 2. Remember, I got 3 right out of 8 in Round 1. 2) St Louis Blues Vs 8) Los Angeles Kings - Blues in... more

May 14, 2012

Net Nonsense - May 14, 2012

It's Monday, but try not to let that get you down...   North Carolina recently voted on some stupid legislation. Thank God we don't have to put up with... more

May 11, 2012

Nick Ring - UFC Middleweight

Calgary's Nick Ring couldn't be more excited to be fighting in the octagon in his home town. We talked about MMA in Calgary, fighting Court McGee, his thoughts on Silva Sonnen... more

May 11, 2012

Net Nonsense - May 11, 2012

Today, two reminders for your weekend. First, if you're going out Friday or Saturday, take care the next morning. That's not a dish cloth sir...   Also,... more

May 10, 2012

Net Nonsense - May 10, 2012

You ever notice that, when you have a lot of stuff to get done, that's when the internet distracts you the most? That's exactly what it's like!   Today's... more

May 9, 2012

Net Nonsense - May 9, 2012

Hi there! What's going on? Oh puns, you complete me...   Today's Video Nonsense is potentially life saving advice. You know, for when SkyNet becomes... more

May 9, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants

My Weekly On Air Therapy - This week: Stop being ignorant, Sports are serious business, and Don't kill construction crews.   var disqus_shortname = 'DLBFM'; ... more

May 8, 2012

Diamond Dallas Page Explains DDP Yoga

Former wrestling World Champion Diamond Dallas Page has developed his own brand of yoga, for guys who wouldn't be caught dead doing yoga. Hear all about it in this uncut interview!   ... more

May 8, 2012

Net Nonsense - May 8, 2012

Love. It's a beautiful thing. Most times. Sometimes it's gross and creepy.   Today's Video Nonsense is for all you Star Wars nerds. Now you can... more

May 4, 2012

Strikeforce Women's Champion Ronda Rousey

Bantamweight Champion Ronda Rousey called in to the Morning Breath to talk about the future of Women's MMA, trash talking, and shooting guns. Also, at one point, I think she... more

May 2, 2012

Net Nonsense - May 2, 2012

I've been doing a Morning Show for over 2 years now, and this picture still describes me accurately. Not that I'm much for wine, or dancing, but still...   Today's... more

May 1, 2012

Net Nonsense - May 1, 2012

I consider myself to be a pretty avid gamer. Or, at least I did, until I saw this table. Without it, how can I truly claim to be an expert nerd? See that cable? Yeah, that's... more

April 30, 2012

Net Nonsense - April 30, 2012

Before you start complaining about it being Monday, think about adopting this guy's "I don't give a s#$t" attitude. And if you can't do that, maybe... more

April 27, 2012

NHL Playoff Picks - Round 2

Painful as it might be, let's start with a recap of the first round. It's 1 point for the correct team, and a bonus point if the number of games is right too. 1) Vancouver... more

April 27, 2012

Net Nonsense - April 27, 2012

Just remember, no matter how much fun you have this weekend, you'll never be this happy.  Don't blame yourself, I just don't think humans can know this... more

April 26, 2012

Scott Hartnell Looks Back On Round 1

Lloydminster's own Philadelphia Flyer, Scott Hartnell, called in to the Morning Breath to talk about hating the Penguins, getting his mug on a video game, and, of course, #HartnellDown.   ... more

April 26, 2012

Net Nonsense - April 26, 2012

America! F$#k yeah!   Speaking of America, after the Bruins loss last night, a number of morons took to Twitter in a rage. They had horrible, awful, racist... more

April 25, 2012

Net Nonsense - April 25, 2012

The next time anyone tries to tell you a mustache isn't the epitome of manliness (beards also fall in to this category), show them this picture. I dare you to make fun... more

April 24, 2012

Net Nonsense - April 24, 2012

Let's start off by seeing if you're paying attention. I failed too.   Today's Main Event Nonsense is a group of very young children playing some... more

April 23, 2012

Net Nonsense - April 23, 2012

Yes, I know this is very mean. Yes, I know laughing this hard makes me a bad person. No, I don't care. Whatever, you laughed too.   Ok, fine, you didn't... more

April 20, 2012

Net Nonsense - April 20, 2012

It's the weekend! The April 20th weekend no less. Odds are, you're going to lose a few brain cells before Monday. That's why today's Net Nonsense is educational.... more

April 19, 2012

Net Nonsense - April 19, 2012

The Japanese are the absolute best at dressing up in insane costumes. Here, they reenact the greatest battle in the world of Fast Food.  Seriously, these people have... more

April 18, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants - April 18, 2012

My Weekly On Air Therapy - This week: I'm Better Than Bucky, Parking Lot Morons, Bye Bye Baby Sid and Stop Inviting That Guy Out.   var disqus_shortname = 'DLBFM'; ... more

April 18, 2012

Net Nonsense - April 18, 2012

Let's start off today with an eye test. I'll admit it, I didn't see the velociraptor. I was distracted by how unkempt that grass is!   Today's... more

April 17, 2012

Net Nonsense - April 17, 2012

Golf season is almost upon us, so make sure you have your most important clubs. If all we do is drink, shouldn't we just save money and stay at the clubhouse?   Today's... more

April 16, 2012

Net Nonsense - April 16, 2012

Today's Net Nonsense is all about the beard! And this, my friends, is why I keep a beard as often as possible. Beard pride!   var disqus_shortname =... more

April 13, 2012

Net Nonsense - April 13, 2012

It's Friday! Time to get wild! Ok, that's too wild...   Today's Main Event Nonsense is one part sweet frisbee trick shots, and one part proof that... more

April 12, 2012

Net Nonsense - April 12, 2012

Today, we're making fun of the Canucks. Why not, right? What a freak! Letting his belt hang out like that... clean it up kid!   Today's Main Event Nonsense,... more

April 11, 2012

NHL Playoff Picks - Round 1

Western Conference 1) Vancouver Canucks Vs 8) Los Angeles Kings First off, let me remind you that the President’s Trophy is a curse. Trust me, I watched Detroit win... more

April 11, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants - April 11, 2012

My Weekly On Air Therapy - This week: You're not cool for hating Nickelback, 3 picks in a row for the Oilers, Baby Showers and Easter Holiday rage.   var... more

April 11, 2012

Net Nonsense - April 11, 2012

I want this as a huge poster, and I would hang it somewhere people couldn't miss it when they come to my house. I also wouldn't mind the drugs that fueled this artist.   Today's... more

April 10, 2012

Net Nonsense - April 10, 2012

I'm going to a pretty sweet event on Saturday, but first my wife is dragging me to a baby shower. The following is why I will hate it. Be prepared, I will probably complain... more

April 5, 2012

Net Nonsense - April 5, 2012

Piece of advice to parents out there. If you have a kid, and you have a cat, don't let the kid tease the cat. It won't end well. And if you have two cats, maybe... more

April 4, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants - April 4, 2012

My Weekly On Air Therapy - This week: Wrestling is better than MMA, Crapper fires, Baseball sucks, and snaring loud children.   var disqus_shortname = 'DLBFM'; ... more

April 4, 2012

Net Nonsense - April 4, 2012

Today, we start Net Nonsense with a picture that points out something that always confused me. Maybe the thought is, with that many children, they'd probably just all... more

April 3, 2012

New Stuff Tuesday

DVD/Blu-Ray War Horse (Emily Watson) - Trailer We Bought A Zoo (Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson) - Trailer Music Plans Within Plans - MxPx - “Far Away” Let... more

April 3, 2012

Net Nonsense - April 3, 2012

Today's Net Nonsense is all about impressive feats. First up, a reading dog! Wait a minute...   Today's Main Event Nonsense is a little more impressive.... more

April 3, 2012

Kent Fleming - Ride For Angels

Kent came in to tell us about Angelman Syndrome, and how he plans to take his motorcycle out to raise awareness.   var disqus_shortname = 'DLBFM'; (function()... more

April 2, 2012

Net Nonsense - April 2, 2012

If you've heard Goat News recently, you've heard that since Alberta is providing our RCMP, Saskatchewan doesn't want to chip in on the costs. I know the real reason though... Saskatchewan... more

March 30, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 30, 2012

Spring is here, time for all of nature's creatures to start making adjustments... It's the ones that lose that resort to picking through your garbage.   Today's... more

March 29, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 29, 2012

Don't look now, but Friday's almost here! I said don't look!   Today's Main Event Nonsense is a shampoo commercial from Turkey that's gotten... more

March 28, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants - March 28, 2012

My Weekly On Air Therapy - This week: Spraying rocks, teasing Spring, losing to kids, and typing in ALL CAPS.   var disqus_shortname = 'DLBFM'; (function()... more

March 28, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 28, 2012

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling pretty good today. Maybe not as good as this guy, but still... Here's hoping if you're down this morning, you break... more

March 27, 2012

New Stuff Tuesday - March 27, 2012

DVD/Blu-Ray Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (Tom Hanks) - Trailer Hop (Russel Brand) - Trailer Music Kids In The Street - All American Rejects - “Beekeeper’s... more

March 27, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 27, 2012

This is what I think when I see most girls' profile pictures on Facebook. Be part of the Revolution!   Have you ever looked at a Watermelon, and thought... more

March 26, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 26, 2012

Sometimes, on a Monday, you just gotta take a deep breath and let the world know how you feel. You tell em Angry Frog. You tell em.   Today's Main Event... more

March 23, 2012

Comedian Trent McClellan talks about the SPCA Comedy Cabaret

Trent McClellan is back for his second SPCA Comedy Cabaret next weekend, and it's perfect timing, because he's thinking about getting a pet for himself! If you missed it... more

March 23, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 23, 2012

A lot of people say that kids have it too easy these days. They don't have to go through the hardships that we did. I'd say this picture nullifies that argument. Kids... more

March 22, 2012

Jason "The Athlete" MacDonald

Red Deer's own UFC Middleweight Jason MacDonald came on the Breath to talk about how awesome it is that UFC 149 is coming to Calgary, and whether or not he'll be retiring... more

March 22, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 22, 2012

If you know a couple that spends all their time just making out in public, here's something you can do to let them know you don't appreciate it. That's right,... more

March 21, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants - March 21, 2012

This is the first of my weekly on-air therapy sessions, where I get one minute to just get out whatever's making me angry. This week, it's Jersey Shore, getting stuck in... more

March 21, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 21, 2012

I'm not saying this picture was taken in Lloydminster, I'm just saying that it probably could have been... This would be the bus they use for field trips to the... more

March 21, 2012

Rapid Fire Rants - March 21, 2012

This is the first of my weekly on-air therapy sessions, where I get one minute to just get out whatever's making me angry. This week, it's Jersey Shore, getting stuck in... more

March 20, 2012

New Stuff Tuesday - March 20, 2012

DVD/Blu-Ray The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (Daniel Craig) - Trailer The Muppets (Jason Segel, Amy Adams) - Trailer The Sitter (Jonah Hill, Sam Rockwell) - Trailer Music Diary... more

March 20, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 20, 2012

Last week, Miller said her bad spelling wasn't a big deal, because it doesn't hurt anyone else. She was wrong...   Today's Main Event Nonsense is... more

March 19, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 19, 2012

If you're feeling particularly upbeat this Monday morning, here's something to wipe that goofy grin off your mug. Turns out Jiminy Cricket was just getting your... more

March 16, 2012

A Petition To Make Zelmer Put Me On The Team!

The Green Cup is just over a week away, and still GM Zelmer Burke has not told me that I can be on the team. If he won't listen to me, he has to listen to all of you! Sign the... more

March 16, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 16, 2012

People love playing fetch with their dogs. It's one of the purest things in the world, just tossing a toy or stick, and watching your dog race off to get it and bring it back... more

March 15, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 15, 2012

One of the easiest ways to get a video famous on YouTube is trick shots. Sometimes though, it's best left to the pros. Unless, of course, that's what he was going... more

March 14, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 14, 2012

Presenting, romance advice from the man himself, Hugh Hefner. Just something to think about fellas.   Today's Main Event Nonsense is former Edmonton Oiler... more

March 13, 2012

New Stuff Tuesday - March 13, 2012

DVD/Blu-Ray The Adventures of Tintin (Jamie Bell, Simon Pegg) - Trailer The Descendants (George Clooney, Shailene Woodley) - Trailer The Three Musketeers (Milla Jovovich,... more

March 13, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 13, 2012

It's another edition of Net Nonsense, the best of the internet in one easy to read blog. Get comfortable, and enjoy! Ok, that's too comfortable...   Ever... more

March 12, 2012

How To Get Back Your Daylight Saving Hour

Today is going to be a long one folks. You're almost guaranteed to be tired at work, as your body adjusts to the new timezone. It's like mini jetlag without the fun of going... more

March 12, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 12, 2012

When you're tired, not much makes sense. Somehow though, I feel like this would blow even your well rested mind... How on earth did he get up there?   Today's... more

March 9, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 9, 2012

If you're a dad, here's something to keep in mind. You just never know how much time you have left. Thanks Disney!   Today's Main Event Nonsense... more

March 8, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 8, 2012

When you grow up, you're supposed to be an adult, and give up childish things. I say screw that, and so does this briefcase. If anyone in your office pretends they aren't... more

March 7, 2012

My Mom Forced Me To Curl!

On yesterday's show, I introduced my mom! Then I called her out on forcing me in to curling when I was a kid. She swears that I actually liked it, but I'm here to say that's... more

March 7, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 7, 2012

I never saw the movie War Horse, or any of the trailers, but I bet it would have been a better movie if this had been the real poster.  Seriously, that would have been... more

March 6, 2012

New Stuff Tuesday - March 6, 2012

DVD/Blu-Ray Jack and Jill (Adam Sandler, Katie Holmes) - Trailer Footloose (Kenny Wormald, Dennis Quaid) - Trailer Immortals (Mickey Rourke, Stephen Dorff) - Trailer Music Albatross... more

March 6, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 6, 2012

I mentioned earlier on the show, I'm planning on helping out at the SPCA tonight, walking dogs with my wife. Somehow though, I don't think I'll look nearly as cool as... more

March 5, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 5, 2012

When I was a kid, I always dreamed of being able to do a Rubix Cube. It never happened, and now I don't care anymore because I would be too tempted to look up instructions on... more

March 2, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 2, 2012

It's video day on Net Nonsense! A trifecta of sweet vids to get you through the weekend. Let's start with the best penalty shot ever. I'm no expert, but... more

March 1, 2012

Net Nonsense - March 1, 2012

Last week, Andrew Beckler went away on vacation, and while we wanted to mess with his office, no one could think of an idea. Of course, now that he's back, we find this piece... more

February 29, 2012

Net Nonsense - February 29, 2012

Teenagers always come up with kitchy little slogans and catch phrases that sound deep, but don't really mean anything. The problem with that is, it might sound good, but it's... more

February 28, 2012

Nothing Special About Deadline Day

Today's song of the day is "Wasting My Time" by Default.  It's the biggest day of the year for hockey fans. We wake up early, rush through our... more

February 28, 2012

New Stuff Tuesday - February 28, 2012

DVD/Blu-Ray Hugo (Ben Kingsley, Sacha Baron Cohen) - Trailer Johnny English: Reborn (Rowan Atikinson, Gillian Anderson) - Trailer Music Corrosion of Conformity... more

February 28, 2012

Net Nonsense - February 28, 2012

After a while, you start to think that you've got a handle on just how redneck people can get. Then people use tarps and bungee cords to make homemade pools... Nothing... more

February 27, 2012

Net Nonsense - February 27, 2012

I know Mondays are difficult as it is, and I don't want to alarm anyone, but I thought I should point something out... Crocodiles are now 800% scarier.   Today's... more

February 24, 2012

Net Nonsense - February 24, 2012

There's a snowfall warning in effect for the area today, and probably tomorrow to. But before you all go crazy with terror, let me remind you... It could definitely... more

February 23, 2012

Net Nonsense - February 23, 2012

Posted a picture yesterday of a guy who passed out, so his friends started playing Jenga on his head. Turns out, he doesn't have the worst friends to fall asleep around. How... more

February 22, 2012

Net Nonsense - February 22, 2012

With lent starting today, a lot of people will be trying to use it as an excuse to give up smoking. If you're one of those people, let me just show you something... Only... more

February 21, 2012

New Stuff Tuesday - February 21, 2012

DVD/Blu-Ray Tower Heist (Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy) - Trailer Fireflies in the Garden (Julia Roberts, Ryan Reynolds) - Trailer Music How About I Be Me? - Sinead... more

February 21, 2012

Net Nonsense - February 21, 2012

I figured with all the Simpsons talk today, it would be fitting to start with the coolest snow sculpture ever. That said, next time put in a little effort and do the whole... more

February 17, 2012

Net Nonsense - February 17, 2012

You know what the one problem with waterslides is? There's nothing to cool to look at on the way down. Usually you're just staring at the roof of some building, or if it's... more

February 16, 2012

Net Nonsense - February 16, 2012

Personally, I'm over Valentine's Day, but some people are still talking about how well their's went, or how lonely they were. If you fall in to the latter category, don't... more

February 15, 2012

Net Nonsense - February 15, 2012

If you were one of the people who didn't have a date for Valentine's Day this year, here's a sure fire way to get one next year. If she says no with a backflip,... more

February 14, 2012

Wheels Like Beckler

This morning, we talked about how, even on the most romantic day of the year, some people are still likely going to strike out. One of those people is our square wheeled host of... more

February 14, 2012

Net Nonsense - February 14, 2012

If you work as a bartender, waitress, or server of any sort, promise me you'll do this today at work. If you can get video, I'll put it on the blog!   If... more

February 13, 2012

Net Nonsense - February 13, 2012

Everybody always thinks of how romantic Valentine's Day can be, but no one remembers that nearly 1 million people (number completely made up) break up every V-Day. If you find... more

February 10, 2012

Net Nonsense - February 10, 2012

Have you ever wondered what it looks like when a dog jumps in to water with it's mouth open, trying to chase a ball? Now you know.   The internet is clearly... more

February 9, 2012

Net Nonsense - February 9, 2012

Welcome to Net Nonsense, have a seat in that chair over there. No, not there, over there... Perfect, now just stay there and don't look behind you...   The... more

February 8, 2012

The Bachelor Canada Skipped Saskatchewan!

This morning, Miller found out that, when they go on tour, auditions for The Bachelor Canada are skipping right from Calgary to Winnipeg, and leaving out Saskatchewan completely!... more

February 8, 2012

Net Nonsense - February 8, 2012

To start things off today, a look at our Lost and Found. It's always a shame when kids don't watch their pets, and they get loose from the yard. Hopefully this ended... more

February 7, 2012

Morning Breath Prop Bets

With some of the ridiculous bets people can make on the Super Bowl, like whether Kelly Clarkson's belly will be showing, or what color the Gatorade will be, we decided to... more

February 7, 2012

Net Nonsense - February 7, 2012

Come on in, have a seat! But for the love of God, if you have to cough, cover your mouth. I don't want your germs.    Speaking of germs, ever hear... more

February 6, 2012

Net Nonsense - February 6, 2012

Times are tough. Nobody is safe in this economy. Stay in school kids. Stay in school. Super Bowl yesterday. Crappy halftime show, so so game, but we both know all you... more

February 3, 2012

Net Nonsense - February 3, 2012

Welcome to the first day of the next 6 weeks of winter! That is, of course, if you somehow believe that a sleepy rodent can predict the weather based on whether the sun... more

February 2, 2012

Net Nonsense - February 2, 2012

Most of the time, Net Nonsense is just supposed to be funny. But sometimes, we try to be educational as well. Today, it's a lesson in evolution. That's right ladies,... more

February 1, 2012

Net Nonsense - February 1, 2012

Come on in, have a seat next to Master Shredder. Get it? Master Shredder? Snowboarding? What a beauty pun.   My favorite show back in the day was The Simpsons.... more

January 31, 2012

New Stuff Tuesday - January 31, 2012

DVD/Blu-Ray In Time (Justin Timberlake, Amanda Seyfried) - Trailer Drive (Ryan Gosling, Christina Hendricks) - Trailer The Big Year (Jack Black, Steve Martin, Owen Wilson)... more

January 31, 2012

Net Nonsense - January 31, 2012

Before we start today, I just wanted to say... Now that I got that out of my system...                        ... more

January 30, 2012

Net Nonsense - January 30, 2012

We haven't had a Net Nonsense in awhile, so let me refresh your memory on the rules... That should about sum it up...   Now that we've cleared that... more

January 27, 2012

Ian Thornley Interview

Before I got sick, we had a chance to talk to Ian Thornley from Big Wreck about getting the band back together, and the upcoming album, Albatross. Albatross is in stores... more

January 24, 2012

New Stuff Tuesday - January 24, 2012

DVD/Blu-Ray 50/50 (Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogan) - Trailer Paranormal Activity 3 (Katie Featherston) - Trailer Real Steel (Hugh Jackman) - Trailer Music Comeblack... more

January 24, 2012

Net Nonsense - January 24, 2012

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but... A few bad apples always spoil the bunch, you know?                      ... more

January 23, 2012

Net Nonsense - January 23, 2012

I was sick last week. Pretty sure it was just a head cold, and I didn't miss any work or anything because of it, but I did go online to check my symptoms to see if I could figure... more

January 21, 2012

The Sausage Girl Saga

On Friday's Morning Breath, we had a gal call in to tell us her favorite thing to eat after a night at the bar. Problem is, we never asked. She was listening to the wrong radio... more

January 20, 2012

Net Nonsense - January 20, 2012

Welcome to Net Nonsense! Help yourself to a drink. They're just behind that door over there. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen...      ... more

January 19, 2012

Net Nonsense - January 19, 2012

I have finally found a way to stop my wife from hitting the snooze button 10 times every morning. It's super easy too, you could do it to your clock! It only takes one... more

January 19, 2012

My Sketchy Landlord

Today's song of the day is "Roxanne" by The Police.  Today, on the Morning Breath, we were talking about nightmare fuel landlord stories. It started with the... more

January 18, 2012

Net Nonsense - January 18, 2012

Welcome to Net Nonsense! Like my new nerd mat? I find it helps to lower people's expectations when they come over.   Most times, mascots are annoying. I... more

January 18, 2012

Don't Let Them Take Our Tubes

Today's song of the day is "The Day The LOLcats Died" by Chris Parker. This is 100% worth your time to listen to. Today, January 18, 2012, is an auspicious day.... more

January 17, 2012

New Stuff Tuesday - January 17, 2012

DVD/Blu-Ray Dirty Girl (Juno Temple, William H Macy) - Trailer Abduction (Taylor Lautner, Alfred Molina) - Trailer The Ides Of March (Ryan Gosling, George Clooney) - Trailer Music Wonderland... more

January 17, 2012

Net Nonsense - January 17, 2012

It is so cold outside! Seriously, it's cold enough to start considering uncoventional ways to keep your parts warm. Especially your ears!                         What... more

January 16, 2012

Net Nonsense - January 16, 2012

If you have Facebook, this is going to look really familiar to you. After all, the internet truly is the great arena, where keyboard gladiators meet from around the world to do battle.... more

January 13, 2012

Net Nonsense - January 13, 2012

Thanks for making Net Nonsense so popular!    That was a beautiful moment we just shared, which obviously is not what the internet is for, so...  Now... more

January 13, 2012

If You Missed It - January 13, 2011

We do a lot of stuff on the show, so sometimes it's hard to keep up with everything. That's why, from time to time, we use the blog to keep you up to speed. Today, we... more

January 12, 2012

Net Nonsense - January 12, 2012

You know, for all the girls that make fun of wrestling, they sure do love to wear wrestling masks...                                     It's... more

January 11, 2012

Net Nonsense - January 11, 2012

You know how we always tell kids they can be anything they want to when they grow up? Maybe we should be a little more specific...            ... more

January 10, 2012

New Stuff Tuesday - January 10, 2012

DVD/Blu-Ray Moneyball (Brad Pitt, Jonah Hill) - Trailer Killer Elite (Jason Statham, Robert DeNiro) - Trailer The Scorpion King 3: Battle For Redemption (Ron Pearlman)... more

January 10, 2012

Net Nonsense - January 10, 2012

Sometimes, you gotta ask yourself...                                          ... more

January 9, 2012

Net Nonsense - January 9, 2012

It's the return of sweet sweet puns...                                      ... more

January 9, 2012

Stand Up Against Ride Pimping

Today's Song Is Jacked Up Truck Song by Tim Humphries. Just to let you know, it's real bad, which seems fitting with today's topic. In 1885, a dude named Karl Benz... more

January 8, 2012

Sports Are Amazing

Today's song of the day is Rocky Mountain High by John Denver. I'm writing this just moments after Tim Tebow performed another miracle, and led the Denver Broncos to... more

January 6, 2012

Net Nonsense - January 6, 2012

It's hard for dogs to write romantic poetry...                                      ... more

January 5, 2012

Net Nonsense - January 5, 2012

If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son... and so does Stephen Hawking.                            ... more

January 5, 2012

I Hate Jersey Shore

This is a repost of a blog I did back in July. With today being the Season 5 debut for this God awful show, it seems fitting. -DLB Today's song of the day is Figaro Fist... more

January 4, 2012

Net Nonsense - January 4, 2012

Welcome to Net Nonsense. Before we start, come over here, I want to show you something...                          ... more

January 3, 2012

New Stuff Tuesday - January 3, 2012

  DVD/Blu-Ray Contagion (Matt Damon, Lawrence Fishburne) - Trailer Shark Night (Sara Paxton, Katharine McPhee) - Trailer Pearl Jam Twenty (Blu-Ray) - Trailer Music Live... more

January 3, 2012

Net Nonsense - January 3, 2012

Happy New Year!                                                               That... more

December 30, 2011

Net Nonsense - December 30, 2011

I've totally figured out what to do for Christmas lights next year, to really express my feelings to all my neighbours.                     The... more

December 29, 2011

Net Nonsense - December 29, 2011

If you know someone who's looking to quit smoking this year as a New Year's Resolution, this might help them.                   The... more

December 28, 2011

Net Nonsense - December 28, 2011

I know a lot of you are just getting back to work today. Sometimes it can be tough to focus on the first day back...                               If... more

December 27, 2011

Best/Worst Boxing Day Stories

This morning on the Breath, we asked you guys to send in your best/worst Boxing Day stories. Not surprisingly, we didn't get too many good stories. Though, we did get this gem... more

December 23, 2011

Sara Walsh Wins The Hollywood Experience!

Congratulations to Sara Walsh, who is off to Hollywood courtesy of The Goat, Carlson Wagonlit Travel, and Fun Sun Vacations! Here's Sara's reaction to winning. ... more

December 23, 2011

Net Nonsense - December 23, 2011

One last Net Nonsense before the holiday, so from everyone here at The Goat...             Yep, that just happened.... more

December 22, 2011

Net Nonsense - December 22, 2011

So, you may have noticed, there was no Net Nonsense yesterday.                     My... more

December 20, 2011

Net Nonsense - December 20, 2011

Hey, thanks for coming. Have a bad pun.                                        ... more

December 20, 2011

New Stuff Tuesday - December 20, 2011

  DVD/Blu-Ray Dolphin Tale (Harry Connick Jr, Ashley Judd) - Trailer Columbiana (Zoe Zaldana) - Trailer Warrior (Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte) - Trailer Music TM:103... more

December 19, 2011

Net Nonsense - December 19, 2011

So, there's this game out called Skyrim. Looks like a pretty sweet game, and I know Mrs. DLB wants to buy it. Even if you're not a gamer though, you might have heard of Skyrim.... more

December 16, 2011

Net Nonsense - December 16, 2011

A little proof that we're not the only one's getting weird weather...                     In... more

December 15, 2011

Net Nonsense - December 15, 2011

Here's something to keep in mind the next time some bleeding heart drops a cliche on you.                             Take... more

December 14, 2011

Net Nonsense - December 14, 2011

First, let me say, I'm not trying to pick a fight with Nickelback fans. I just thought this was funny.                             Right... more

December 13, 2011

Net Nonsense - December 13, 2011

Oh, hi, didn't see you there. Nothing is safe from the internet. The fact of the matter is, if it exists, someone will mess with it. And that's how we end up with... more

December 13, 2011

New Stuff Tuesday - December 13, 2011

DVD/Blu-Ray Rise of the Planet of the Apes (James Franco) - Trailer Fright Night (Colin Farrell, Anton Yelchin) - Trailer Kung Fu Panda 2 (Jack Black, Angelina Jolie) - Trailer Music Made... more

December 12, 2011

Net Nonsense - December 12, 2011

It's a well known fact that knowledge comes with age. So if this 90 year old man thinks that Dubstep isn't really music, who are we to argue? Seems to like some... more

December 9, 2011

Net Nonsense - December 9, 2011

It's Friday, last day of the work week. Just remember, no matter how stressed you get, try not to do this... Though, it would be hilarious... The Lloydminster Bobcats... more

December 8, 2011

Net Nonsense - December 8, 2011

You ever see someone at karaoke, and they sound nothing like they look? Check out this dude from Chile and his insane Eddie Vedder. Pearl Jam should hire this guy to go... more

December 7, 2011

Net Nonsense - December 7, 2011

First up today, a picture that really sums up our topic today about living without the internet...                                   People... more

December 6, 2011

Net Nonsense - December 6, 2011

This is what happens when you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, and let everyone who tries out join the glee club. Just a heads up, all the funny is at the start, then... more

December 6, 2011

New Stuff Tuesday - December 6, 2011

  DVD/Blu-Ray The Hangover Part II (Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis) - Trailer Cowboys and Aliens (Daniel Craig, Olivia Wilde) - Trailer The Help (Emma Stone) - Trailer Mr.... more


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