Drew DalbyMy name is Drew Dalby. You can just use Dalby. DLB works too. I’m a radio guy, not an etiquette instructor. I’m officially from Saskatchewan, now that I’m living east of the meridian, but before that I was in BC, Alberta, and at the very beginning I was born and raised in the Northwest Territory. My last gig played a lot of Gaga, Britney, and crap like that, so I’m pretty stoked to be here playing some real music with the rest of The Herd. I’ve got your sports hook up every morning on the Breath, and I’ll also be shredding through the Border Rock 20 on weekends. October 22, 2012New Stuff Tuesday - Oct. 22-26
Here's what's new in stores this week. Tell us what you're buying in the comments below!
On DVD (IMDB links in the title, trailer links at the end)
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October 17, 2012DLB.TV - Episode 1 - Skating With The Bobcats
Despite growing up in Canada's frozen North, I never learned how to skate, so I went to Coach Ryan Parent of the Lloydminster Bobcats to try get my hockey skills up to speed....
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October 16, 2012The Coolest Sock I Own
Today on the show, we talked about how you could buy Tom Petty's vintage car on eBay. That lead to a discussion about cool celebrity souveniers people own, so I thought I would...
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October 15, 2012Week 6 NFL Sunday Review, or, Why Football Is Stupid
Let's set the tone of this recap with a picture that sums up how I feel about all the people who beat me in the Border Rock Pick Em Pool this week. I'm the guy in blue.
Sitting...
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October 15, 2012Alternate Universe NHL Update - October 15
Man, how sweet was the first Hockey Night In Canada of the year? Oh, right, our NHL is still locked out...
Oh well, this one still works!
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October 12, 2012Alternate Universe NHL Update - October 12
Vancouver fans destroy a coffee shop, Sid the Kid gets sick again, and Dalby roots for Coach Bombay.
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October 11, 2012Alternate Universe NHL Update - October 11
The NHL season starts tonight! Not here, in our universe, but in an alternate reality where being paid millions of dollars is enough for some people. Here's our look back on...
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October 10, 2012Mom Explains The Mystery Photo
After an NWT newspaper posted a random picture of me at the age of 3, I called my mom to find out what the hell I was doing in the picture. If you haven't seen it yet...
I...
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October 9, 2012Fire Safety With Captain Buckingham
Fire Captain Buckingham, from the Britannia Wilton Fire Department, and Sunday Nights With Bucky, stopped by this morning with some safety tips during Fire Prevention Week in the...
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October 4, 2012Pro Wrestler Chokes Out Crazy Guy
Pro Wrestler, Shawn Daivari, was riding a train in Minneapolis, when a dude started freaking out, yelling racial slurs, and threatening to kill an old man. Daivari stepped in, spun...
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September 28, 2012Rename Vancouver to MANcouver!
Did you know that men have it tough in today's society? Because as a man, I was unaware about how much I've been suffering. Some group of mutts are calling for change that...
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September 27, 2012Stop Eating All The Bacon!
A group of researchers in the UK have announced that the world could be facing a shortage of bacon by this time next year. The price of pig feed has gone up, because we're short...
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September 7, 2012Rapid Fire Rants - September 7, 2012
Hey, CFL fan, calm down. It's ok if not everyone thinks Canadian football is best.
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September 7, 2012PlayAction Picks - NFL Week 1
Every week, our expert panel picks 1 game each, and tells you who's going to win, on our Border Rock Locks of the Week. Every Friday, I'll tell you who I think wins each...
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September 5, 2012Rapid Fire Rants - September 5, 2012
When you drive like a jerk, you can't be mad that I hope you crash.
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September 4, 2012Rapid Fire Rants - September 4, 2012
We can work together to stop stupid things like "Eastwooding" from happening.
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August 8, 2012Rapid Fire Rants - August 8, 2012
If you think Olympic athletes are "fat", you should probably put down your Doritos and Mountain Dew and listen up.
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August 3, 2012Vague Sports Update - August 3, 2012
London is mad at me for talking about their little tea party, but I'm totally not! See for yourself!
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August 2, 2012Vague Sports Update - August 1, 2012
Here's some stuff that happened in London that's probably not at all related to that big thing that's happening that we can't talk about.
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August 2, 2012Please Buy My Broken Car
My car died on the way to work today, and I had to push it in to a parking lot. So, obviously, I tried to sell it to the people who owned the lot.
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August 1, 2012Rapid Fire Rants - August 1, 2012
Turns out that we're not allowed to talk about the London Games. Watch me.
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July 31, 2012Net Nonsense - July 31, 2012
It was only a matter of time. If we kept eating all the chicken nuggets, eventually they were going to fight back...
God help us all...
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July 30, 2012Net Nonsense - July 30, 2012
1 picture of a terrible hail storm + 1 pair of googly eyes = hilarious photgraph.
It's like nature it throwing up on us all!
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July 26, 2012Rapid Fire Rants - July 25, 2012
One of the survivors of the Aurora shooting is suing everyone in sight. I'm not ok with that.
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July 25, 2012Net Nonsense - July 25, 2012
The rumors are true folks, I found a picture of our own Amy Volume playing sports!
As you can see, it happened right about how you think it would.
Today's...
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July 24, 2012Net Nonsense - July 24, 2012
Time to dive in headfirst for another Net Nonsense!
Let's start by telling you what you're doing wrong.
Also, this applies to what you're eating, and...
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July 23, 2012Net Nonsense - July 23, 2012
Nice and easy blog today, three animals doing goofy stuff to make you smile through another Monday.
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July 18, 2012Rapid Fire Rants - July 18, 2012
Today, don't be a baby if you don't get a present, and take riding shotgun seriously, you have a job to do!
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July 17, 2012Net Nonsense - July 17, 2012
I'm not sure if you know this, but there's a new Batman movie coming out. Looks alright...
If you look closely, you can see the Bat Shark Repellant.
Today's...
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July 16, 2012Net Nonsense - July 16, 2012
Sometimes, Monday feels like starting the week off with a really lame party.
Oh don't worry, everyone is having their own crappy party.
Today's Video...
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July 13, 2012Net Nonsense - July 13, 2012
You really can get almost any kind of job in Lloydminster...
Seems legit...
Today's Video Nonsense comes to us from a sports fan with too much time on...
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July 12, 2012Net Nonsense - July 12, 2012
With the recent heat wave, you gotta find ways to stay cool while you're out and about.
This probably isn't all that legal though...
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July 9, 2012Net Nonsense - July 9, 2012
Sometimes, you just need something cute and funny to make Monday a little easier.
I'd say that fits the bill.
Today's Video Nonsense is a conversation...
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July 6, 2012Net Nonsense - July 6, 2012
Next time someone starts a stupid argument with you, just hit em with this.
What is there left to say after that?
Today's Video Nonsense is just a dude...
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July 5, 2012Net Nonsense - July 5, 2012
Friday is almost here, but don't get too excited yet.
There's still plenty of Thursday to trip up your week.
Today's Video Nonsense celebrates...
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July 4, 2012Rapid Fire Rants - July 4, 2012
This week: WTF Weather, stop making old jokes, and quit being so negative... seriously.
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July 4, 2012Net Nonsense - July 4, 2012
Did you know it's already Wednesday? Isn't that exciting?
Get it? Wednesday? Hilarious.
Today's Video Nonsense is a race among friends to see...
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July 3, 2012Net Nonsense - July 3, 2012
With the new Spider Man out in theatres, and the Avengers coming soon on DVD, a lot of people are forgetting about another super hero with a movie coming out this year.
For...
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June 29, 2012Net Nonsense - June 29, 2012
Please rise for our National Anthem.
Thank you, you may be seated.
It's the long weekend, so make sure you get good and relaxed.
Also,...
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June 28, 2012Net Nonsense - June 28, 2012
Hello! Welcome to Net Nonsense! So glad you're here!
Oh... well screw you too then...
Today's Video Nonsense sums up the "musical" noise...
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June 27, 2012Rapid Fire Rants - June 27, 2012
This week on Rapid Fire Rants: Girls should stop whining about men, people should stop talking about stuff they don't know about, and everyone should learn to be happy where...
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June 27, 2012Net Nonsense - June 27, 2012
Sure, the weather sucks today, but you've got two options. You can let it get you down...
Or you can find the silver lining!
Today's Video Nonsense...
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June 26, 2012Net Nonsense - June 26, 2012
They're taking the new Batman movie in some strange directions...
He's the dog that Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now...
Today's...
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June 25, 2012Net Nonsense - June 25, 2012
Monday again. Doesn't have to be a downer though. Just grab Monday and make it your... you know...
That guy will be talking about this moment for the rest of his life.
Today's...
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June 22, 2012Net Nonsense - June 22, 2012
It's the weekend!
Do something people will look at you funny for.
Today's Video Nonsense is a Grandmother with a shotgun.
I think the point...
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June 21, 2012Net Nonsense - June 21, 2012
When I look, and see the weekend is coming soon, I usually have the same reaction.
Here's hoping the weather holds up.
Today's Video Nonsense is a...
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June 19, 2012Net Nonsense - June 19, 2012
It can be hard to get going early in the week.
Don't worry though, it gets better.
So as the stupid poster says, hang in there.
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June 15, 2012Net Nonsense - June 15, 2012
It's the weekend! Time to let your hair down.
Take some time to relax
Go for a cruise...
Bottom line, do what makes you feel good.
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June 14, 2012Net Nonsense - June 14, 2012
Father's Day is coming. Not sure Batman should be the spokesperson for this though.
If you're going to say Happy Father's Day, don't do it with an orphan.
Today's...
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June 13, 2012Rapid Fire Rants - June 13, 2012
My Weekly On Air Therapy - This week: Boxing used to be cool, TV used to not suck, and people used to have spines.
Leave your Rapid Fire Rants in the comment box below!
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June 13, 2012Net Nonsense - June 13, 2012
I've heard some weird reasons for couples to go at it, but this takes the cake.
I honestly have no witty comment better than the story itself. Wow.
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June 12, 2012Net Nonsense - June 12, 2012
A piece of advice if you're planning on buying new electronics.
Remember, if your neighbor gets robbed, you owe him/her a beer.
Today's Video Nonsense...
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June 11, 2012Net Nonsense - June 11, 2012
Welcome back, hope you had a solid weekend.
That might be too solid.
Today's Video Nonsense offers up 10 ways to take money from your friends.
60%...
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June 8, 2012Net Nonsense - June 8, 2012
Sadly, Teenage Mutant Ninja Bears just never caught on.
Just one more thing to be scared of next time you're in the woods.
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June 7, 2012Net Nonsense - June 7, 2012
As it starts to get bright earlier here in the Border City, this seems more and more accurate.
Stupid sniper sun gets me every morning.
Today's...
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June 6, 2012Net Nonsense - June 6, 2012
Window dog has a hell of a story to tell you.
Unfortunately, he can't tell you, because he's a dog.
Today's Video Nonsense speaks out against...
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June 6, 2012Rapid Fire Rants - June 6, 2012
My Weekly On Air Therapy - This week: Unfollow me, Octo-boycott, and sports related anger....
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June 5, 2012Net Nonsense - June 5, 2012
Char's been talking about going golfing a lot lately, and I actually found a picture of her at the course!
If you see my co-host out on the links, maybe just hang back...
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June 4, 2012Net Nonsense - June 4, 2012
I have no idea what's happening in this picture, but I wish I'd been there for what comes next...
He looks so calm, considering he's probably about to eat it...
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June 1, 2012Net Nonsense - June 1, 2012
Let's start with some nostalgia!
Truthfully, he still looks like someone you wouldn't want to run in to on a dark street...
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May 30, 2012Rapid Fire Rants - May 30, 2012
My Weekly On Air Therapy - This week: Annoying couples, Know it all jerks, and Stop pretending the NFL sucks.
Got a rant? Fire away in the comments!
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May 30, 2012NHL Playoff Picks - Round 4
I GOT ONE RIGHT!
You'll have to forgive me, it's been a pretty heavy drought in this year's playoffs. Coming in to Round 3, I had only guessed 3 out of 12 of...
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May 30, 2012Net Nonsense - May 30, 2012
It's the middle of the week. I know it's tough, but stay strong, you're going to make it!
Don't you quit on me!
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May 29, 2012Net Nonsense - May 29, 2012
Let's get this straight right now, I don't care who you are, this is not a good look.
Seriously, don't ever do this.
Today's Video Nonsense...
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May 28, 2012Net Nonsense - May 28, 2012
This doesn't apply to me, but some people have fallen in love all over again with getting letters in the mail.
436 emails? Sounds like someone doesn't have their...
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May 25, 2012Net Nonsense - May 25, 2012
How happy are you right now that it's Friday?
WRONG! You will never be that happy.
Today's Video Nonsense is a glimpse in to what could be the future...
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May 24, 2012Net Nonsense - May 24, 2012
WARNING: The first picture today is kind of gross, but it's also funny, because she totally had it coming.
It's safe to say she had a crappy day...
Today's...
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May 23, 2012Adrian Patrick - Otherwise
Adrian Patrick, the lead singer of the breakout band Otherwise, called in to talk with Char and I about the hit song "Soldiers", their new album "True Love Never Dies",...
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May 23, 2012Net Nonsense - May 23, 2012
You know what never gets old? Jokes about how polite Canadians are.
Seriously, I actually do laugh at most of these. Especially when someone dies.
Today's...
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May 23, 2012Rapid Fire Rants - May 23, 2012
My Weekly On Air Therapy - This week: The Shore will suck even more now, Fake phone numbers are stupid, and Quit wearing things that don't fit.
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May 22, 2012Net Nonsense - May 22, 2012
Today, we start with two examples of truth in advertising. First, I think every person who's been to college can identify with this...
These were the best, once you...
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May 18, 2012Net Nonsense - May 18, 2012
Beware, when you are out this weekend.
I feel like I've suffered from this, but I can't remember...
Today's Video Nonsense is a highlight reel...
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May 17, 2012Net Nonsense - May 17, 2012
I took Amy Volume out to play Disc Golf yesterday at Bud Miller. She kept laughing, and giggling, and enjoying herself. This is a dramatic reenactment of my response.
I...
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May 16, 2012Rapid Fire Rants - May 16, 2012
My Weekly On Air Therapy - This week: Watch your kids, Don't put your family on your windshield, and Quit scalping tickets.
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May 16, 2012Net Nonsense - May 16, 2012
Before we get started, I'd like to perform a test.
Alright, everything seems to be in order here. You may proceed.
Today's Video Nonsense proves that...
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May 15, 2012Net Nonsense - May 15, 2012
I have something very cool to start off Net Nonsense today! It's a lost scene from The Dark Knight!
I'm glad they cut it though. It didn't make much sense for...
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May 14, 2012NHL Playoff Picks - Round 3
Well, it's official. I suck at picking winners. Let's check Round 2. Remember, I got 3 right out of 8 in Round 1.
2) St Louis Blues Vs 8) Los Angeles Kings - Blues in...
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May 14, 2012Net Nonsense - May 14, 2012
It's Monday, but try not to let that get you down...
North Carolina recently voted on some stupid legislation. Thank God we don't have to put up with...
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May 11, 2012Nick Ring - UFC Middleweight
Calgary's Nick Ring couldn't be more excited to be fighting in the octagon in his home town. We talked about MMA in Calgary, fighting Court McGee, his thoughts on Silva Sonnen...
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May 11, 2012Net Nonsense - May 11, 2012
Today, two reminders for your weekend. First, if you're going out Friday or Saturday, take care the next morning.
That's not a dish cloth sir...
Also,...
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May 10, 2012Net Nonsense - May 10, 2012
You ever notice that, when you have a lot of stuff to get done, that's when the internet distracts you the most?
That's exactly what it's like!
Today's...
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May 9, 2012Net Nonsense - May 9, 2012
Hi there! What's going on?
Oh puns, you complete me...
Today's Video Nonsense is potentially life saving advice. You know, for when SkyNet becomes...
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May 9, 2012Rapid Fire Rants
My Weekly On Air Therapy - This week: Stop being ignorant, Sports are serious business, and Don't kill construction crews.
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May 8, 2012Diamond Dallas Page Explains DDP Yoga
Former wrestling World Champion Diamond Dallas Page has developed his own brand of yoga, for guys who wouldn't be caught dead doing yoga. Hear all about it in this uncut interview!
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May 8, 2012Net Nonsense - May 8, 2012
Love. It's a beautiful thing. Most times.
Sometimes it's gross and creepy.
Today's Video Nonsense is for all you Star Wars nerds. Now you can...
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May 4, 2012Strikeforce Women's Champion Ronda Rousey
Bantamweight Champion Ronda Rousey called in to the Morning Breath to talk about the future of Women's MMA, trash talking, and shooting guns. Also, at one point, I think she...
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May 2, 2012Net Nonsense - May 2, 2012
I've been doing a Morning Show for over 2 years now, and this picture still describes me accurately.
Not that I'm much for wine, or dancing, but still...
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May 1, 2012Net Nonsense - May 1, 2012
I consider myself to be a pretty avid gamer. Or, at least I did, until I saw this table. Without it, how can I truly claim to be an expert nerd?
See that cable? Yeah, that's...
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April 30, 2012Net Nonsense - April 30, 2012
Before you start complaining about it being Monday, think about adopting this guy's "I don't give a s#$t" attitude.
And if you can't do that, maybe...
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April 27, 2012NHL Playoff Picks - Round 2
Painful as it might be, let's start with a recap of the first round. It's 1 point for the correct team, and a bonus point if the number of games is right too.
1) Vancouver...
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April 27, 2012Net Nonsense - April 27, 2012
Just remember, no matter how much fun you have this weekend, you'll never be this happy.
Don't blame yourself, I just don't think humans can know this...
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April 26, 2012Scott Hartnell Looks Back On Round 1
Lloydminster's own Philadelphia Flyer, Scott Hartnell, called in to the Morning Breath to talk about hating the Penguins, getting his mug on a video game, and, of course, #HartnellDown.
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April 26, 2012Net Nonsense - April 26, 2012
America!
F$#k yeah!
Speaking of America, after the Bruins loss last night, a number of morons took to Twitter in a rage. They had horrible, awful, racist...
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April 25, 2012Net Nonsense - April 25, 2012
The next time anyone tries to tell you a mustache isn't the epitome of manliness (beards also fall in to this category), show them this picture.
I dare you to make fun...
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April 24, 2012Net Nonsense - April 24, 2012
Let's start off by seeing if you're paying attention.
I failed too.
Today's Main Event Nonsense is a group of very young children playing some...
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April 23, 2012Net Nonsense - April 23, 2012
Yes, I know this is very mean. Yes, I know laughing this hard makes me a bad person. No, I don't care.
Whatever, you laughed too.
Ok, fine, you didn't...
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April 20, 2012Net Nonsense - April 20, 2012
It's the weekend! The April 20th weekend no less. Odds are, you're going to lose a few brain cells before Monday. That's why today's Net Nonsense is educational....
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April 19, 2012Net Nonsense - April 19, 2012
The Japanese are the absolute best at dressing up in insane costumes. Here, they reenact the greatest battle in the world of Fast Food.
Seriously, these people have...
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April 18, 2012Rapid Fire Rants - April 18, 2012
My Weekly On Air Therapy - This week: I'm Better Than Bucky, Parking Lot Morons, Bye Bye Baby Sid and Stop Inviting That Guy Out.
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April 18, 2012Net Nonsense - April 18, 2012
Let's start off today with an eye test.
I'll admit it, I didn't see the velociraptor. I was distracted by how unkempt that grass is!
Today's...
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April 17, 2012Net Nonsense - April 17, 2012
Golf season is almost upon us, so make sure you have your most important clubs.
If all we do is drink, shouldn't we just save money and stay at the clubhouse?
Today's...
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April 16, 2012Net Nonsense - April 16, 2012
Today's Net Nonsense is all about the beard!
And this, my friends, is why I keep a beard as often as possible. Beard pride!
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April 13, 2012Net Nonsense - April 13, 2012
It's Friday! Time to get wild!
Ok, that's too wild...
Today's Main Event Nonsense is one part sweet frisbee trick shots, and one part proof that...
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April 12, 2012Net Nonsense - April 12, 2012
Today, we're making fun of the Canucks. Why not, right?
What a freak! Letting his belt hang out like that... clean it up kid!
Today's Main Event Nonsense,...
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April 11, 2012NHL Playoff Picks - Round 1
Western Conference
1) Vancouver Canucks Vs 8) Los Angeles Kings
First off, let me remind you that the President’s Trophy is a curse. Trust me, I watched Detroit win...
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April 11, 2012Rapid Fire Rants - April 11, 2012
My Weekly On Air Therapy - This week: You're not cool for hating Nickelback, 3 picks in a row for the Oilers, Baby Showers and Easter Holiday rage.
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April 11, 2012Net Nonsense - April 11, 2012
I want this as a huge poster, and I would hang it somewhere people couldn't miss it when they come to my house.
I also wouldn't mind the drugs that fueled this artist.
Today's...
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April 10, 2012Net Nonsense - April 10, 2012
I'm going to a pretty sweet event on Saturday, but first my wife is dragging me to a baby shower. The following is why I will hate it.
Be prepared, I will probably complain...
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April 5, 2012Net Nonsense - April 5, 2012
Piece of advice to parents out there. If you have a kid, and you have a cat, don't let the kid tease the cat. It won't end well.
And if you have two cats, maybe...
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April 4, 2012Rapid Fire Rants - April 4, 2012
My Weekly On Air Therapy - This week: Wrestling is better than MMA, Crapper fires, Baseball sucks, and snaring loud children.
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April 4, 2012Net Nonsense - April 4, 2012
Today, we start Net Nonsense with a picture that points out something that always confused me.
Maybe the thought is, with that many children, they'd probably just all...
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April 3, 2012New Stuff Tuesday
DVD/Blu-Ray
War Horse (Emily Watson) - Trailer
We Bought A Zoo (Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson) - Trailer
Music
Plans Within Plans - MxPx - “Far Away”
Let...
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April 3, 2012Net Nonsense - April 3, 2012
Today's Net Nonsense is all about impressive feats. First up, a reading dog!
Wait a minute...
Today's Main Event Nonsense is a little more impressive....
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April 3, 2012Kent Fleming - Ride For Angels
Kent came in to tell us about Angelman Syndrome, and how he plans to take his motorcycle out to raise awareness.
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April 2, 2012Net Nonsense - April 2, 2012
If you've heard Goat News recently, you've heard that since Alberta is providing our RCMP, Saskatchewan doesn't want to chip in on the costs. I know the real reason though...
Saskatchewan...
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March 30, 2012Net Nonsense - March 30, 2012
Spring is here, time for all of nature's creatures to start making adjustments...
It's the ones that lose that resort to picking through your garbage.
Today's...
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March 29, 2012Net Nonsense - March 29, 2012
Don't look now, but Friday's almost here!
I said don't look!
Today's Main Event Nonsense is a shampoo commercial from Turkey that's gotten...
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March 28, 2012Rapid Fire Rants - March 28, 2012
My Weekly On Air Therapy - This week: Spraying rocks, teasing Spring, losing to kids, and typing in ALL CAPS.
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March 28, 2012Net Nonsense - March 28, 2012
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling pretty good today. Maybe not as good as this guy, but still...
Here's hoping if you're down this morning, you break...
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March 27, 2012New Stuff Tuesday - March 27, 2012
DVD/Blu-Ray
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (Tom Hanks) - Trailer
Hop (Russel Brand) - Trailer
Music
Kids In The Street - All American Rejects - “Beekeeper’s...
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March 27, 2012Net Nonsense - March 27, 2012
This is what I think when I see most girls' profile pictures on Facebook.
Be part of the Revolution!
Have you ever looked at a Watermelon, and thought...
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March 26, 2012Net Nonsense - March 26, 2012
Sometimes, on a Monday, you just gotta take a deep breath and let the world know how you feel.
You tell em Angry Frog. You tell em.
Today's Main Event...
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March 23, 2012Comedian Trent McClellan talks about the SPCA Comedy Cabaret
Trent McClellan is back for his second SPCA Comedy Cabaret next weekend, and it's perfect timing, because he's thinking about getting a pet for himself! If you missed it...
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March 23, 2012Net Nonsense - March 23, 2012
A lot of people say that kids have it too easy these days. They don't have to go through the hardships that we did. I'd say this picture nullifies that argument.
Kids...
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March 22, 2012Jason "The Athlete" MacDonald
Red Deer's own UFC Middleweight Jason MacDonald came on the Breath to talk about how awesome it is that UFC 149 is coming to Calgary, and whether or not he'll be retiring...
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March 22, 2012Net Nonsense - March 22, 2012
If you know a couple that spends all their time just making out in public, here's something you can do to let them know you don't appreciate it.
That's right,...
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March 21, 2012Rapid Fire Rants - March 21, 2012
This is the first of my weekly on-air therapy sessions, where I get one minute to just get out whatever's making me angry. This week, it's Jersey Shore, getting stuck in...
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March 21, 2012Net Nonsense - March 21, 2012
I'm not saying this picture was taken in Lloydminster, I'm just saying that it probably could have been...
This would be the bus they use for field trips to the...
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March 21, 2012Rapid Fire Rants - March 21, 2012
This is the first of my weekly on-air therapy sessions, where I get one minute to just get out whatever's making me angry. This week, it's Jersey Shore, getting stuck in...
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March 20, 2012New Stuff Tuesday - March 20, 2012
DVD/Blu-Ray
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (Daniel Craig) - Trailer
The Muppets (Jason Segel, Amy Adams) - Trailer
The Sitter (Jonah Hill, Sam Rockwell) - Trailer
Music
Diary...
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March 20, 2012Net Nonsense - March 20, 2012
Last week, Miller said her bad spelling wasn't a big deal, because it doesn't hurt anyone else.
She was wrong...
Today's Main Event Nonsense is...
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March 19, 2012Net Nonsense - March 19, 2012
If you're feeling particularly upbeat this Monday morning, here's something to wipe that goofy grin off your mug.
Turns out Jiminy Cricket was just getting your...
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March 16, 2012A Petition To Make Zelmer Put Me On The Team!
The Green Cup is just over a week away, and still GM Zelmer Burke has not told me that I can be on the team. If he won't listen to me, he has to listen to all of you! Sign the...
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March 16, 2012Net Nonsense - March 16, 2012
People love playing fetch with their dogs. It's one of the purest things in the world, just tossing a toy or stick, and watching your dog race off to get it and bring it back...
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March 15, 2012Net Nonsense - March 15, 2012
One of the easiest ways to get a video famous on YouTube is trick shots. Sometimes though, it's best left to the pros.
Unless, of course, that's what he was going...
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March 14, 2012Net Nonsense - March 14, 2012
Presenting, romance advice from the man himself, Hugh Hefner.
Just something to think about fellas.
Today's Main Event Nonsense is former Edmonton Oiler...
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March 13, 2012New Stuff Tuesday - March 13, 2012
DVD/Blu-Ray
The Adventures of Tintin (Jamie Bell, Simon Pegg) - Trailer
The Descendants (George Clooney, Shailene Woodley) - Trailer
The Three Musketeers (Milla Jovovich,...
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March 13, 2012Net Nonsense - March 13, 2012
It's another edition of Net Nonsense, the best of the internet in one easy to read blog. Get comfortable, and enjoy!
Ok, that's too comfortable...
Ever...
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March 12, 2012How To Get Back Your Daylight Saving Hour
Today is going to be a long one folks. You're almost guaranteed to be tired at work, as your body adjusts to the new timezone. It's like mini jetlag without the fun of going...
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March 12, 2012Net Nonsense - March 12, 2012
When you're tired, not much makes sense. Somehow though, I feel like this would blow even your well rested mind...
How on earth did he get up there?
Today's...
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March 9, 2012Net Nonsense - March 9, 2012
If you're a dad, here's something to keep in mind.
You just never know how much time you have left. Thanks Disney!
Today's Main Event Nonsense...
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March 8, 2012Net Nonsense - March 8, 2012
When you grow up, you're supposed to be an adult, and give up childish things. I say screw that, and so does this briefcase.
If anyone in your office pretends they aren't...
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March 7, 2012My Mom Forced Me To Curl!
On yesterday's show, I introduced my mom! Then I called her out on forcing me in to curling when I was a kid. She swears that I actually liked it, but I'm here to say that's...
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March 7, 2012Net Nonsense - March 7, 2012
I never saw the movie War Horse, or any of the trailers, but I bet it would have been a better movie if this had been the real poster.
Seriously, that would have been...
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March 6, 2012New Stuff Tuesday - March 6, 2012
DVD/Blu-Ray
Jack and Jill (Adam Sandler, Katie Holmes) - Trailer
Footloose (Kenny Wormald, Dennis Quaid) - Trailer
Immortals (Mickey Rourke, Stephen Dorff) - Trailer
Music
Albatross...
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March 6, 2012Net Nonsense - March 6, 2012
I mentioned earlier on the show, I'm planning on helping out at the SPCA tonight, walking dogs with my wife. Somehow though, I don't think I'll look nearly as cool as...
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March 5, 2012Net Nonsense - March 5, 2012
When I was a kid, I always dreamed of being able to do a Rubix Cube. It never happened, and now I don't care anymore because I would be too tempted to look up instructions on...
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March 2, 2012Net Nonsense - March 2, 2012
It's video day on Net Nonsense! A trifecta of sweet vids to get you through the weekend.
Let's start with the best penalty shot ever.
I'm no expert, but...
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March 1, 2012Net Nonsense - March 1, 2012
Last week, Andrew Beckler went away on vacation, and while we wanted to mess with his office, no one could think of an idea. Of course, now that he's back, we find this piece...
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February 29, 2012Net Nonsense - February 29, 2012
Teenagers always come up with kitchy little slogans and catch phrases that sound deep, but don't really mean anything. The problem with that is, it might sound good, but it's...
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February 28, 2012Nothing Special About Deadline Day
Today's song of the day is "Wasting My Time" by Default.
It's the biggest day of the year for hockey fans. We wake up early, rush through our...
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February 28, 2012New Stuff Tuesday - February 28, 2012
DVD/Blu-Ray
Hugo (Ben Kingsley, Sacha Baron Cohen) - Trailer
Johnny English: Reborn (Rowan Atikinson, Gillian Anderson) - Trailer
Music
Corrosion of Conformity...
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February 28, 2012Net Nonsense - February 28, 2012
After a while, you start to think that you've got a handle on just how redneck people can get. Then people use tarps and bungee cords to make homemade pools...
Nothing...
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February 27, 2012Net Nonsense - February 27, 2012
I know Mondays are difficult as it is, and I don't want to alarm anyone, but I thought I should point something out...
Crocodiles are now 800% scarier.
Today's...
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February 24, 2012Net Nonsense - February 24, 2012
There's a snowfall warning in effect for the area today, and probably tomorrow to. But before you all go crazy with terror, let me remind you...
It could definitely...
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February 23, 2012Net Nonsense - February 23, 2012
Posted a picture yesterday of a guy who passed out, so his friends started playing Jenga on his head. Turns out, he doesn't have the worst friends to fall asleep around.
How...
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February 22, 2012Net Nonsense - February 22, 2012
With lent starting today, a lot of people will be trying to use it as an excuse to give up smoking. If you're one of those people, let me just show you something...
Only...
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February 21, 2012New Stuff Tuesday - February 21, 2012
DVD/Blu-Ray
Tower Heist (Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy) - Trailer
Fireflies in the Garden (Julia Roberts, Ryan Reynolds) - Trailer
Music
How About I Be Me? - Sinead...
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February 21, 2012Net Nonsense - February 21, 2012
I figured with all the Simpsons talk today, it would be fitting to start with the coolest snow sculpture ever.
That said, next time put in a little effort and do the whole...
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February 17, 2012Net Nonsense - February 17, 2012
You know what the one problem with waterslides is? There's nothing to cool to look at on the way down. Usually you're just staring at the roof of some building, or if it's...
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February 16, 2012Net Nonsense - February 16, 2012
Personally, I'm over Valentine's Day, but some people are still talking about how well their's went, or how lonely they were. If you fall in to the latter category, don't...
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February 15, 2012Net Nonsense - February 15, 2012
If you were one of the people who didn't have a date for Valentine's Day this year, here's a sure fire way to get one next year.
If she says no with a backflip,...
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February 14, 2012Wheels Like Beckler
This morning, we talked about how, even on the most romantic day of the year, some people are still likely going to strike out. One of those people is our square wheeled host of...
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February 14, 2012Net Nonsense - February 14, 2012
If you work as a bartender, waitress, or server of any sort, promise me you'll do this today at work.
If you can get video, I'll put it on the blog!
If...
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February 13, 2012Net Nonsense - February 13, 2012
Everybody always thinks of how romantic Valentine's Day can be, but no one remembers that nearly 1 million people (number completely made up) break up every V-Day. If you find...
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February 10, 2012Net Nonsense - February 10, 2012
Have you ever wondered what it looks like when a dog jumps in to water with it's mouth open, trying to chase a ball?
Now you know.
The internet is clearly...
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February 9, 2012Net Nonsense - February 9, 2012
Welcome to Net Nonsense, have a seat in that chair over there. No, not there, over there...
Perfect, now just stay there and don't look behind you...
The...
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February 8, 2012The Bachelor Canada Skipped Saskatchewan!
This morning, Miller found out that, when they go on tour, auditions for The Bachelor Canada are skipping right from Calgary to Winnipeg, and leaving out Saskatchewan completely!...
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February 8, 2012Net Nonsense - February 8, 2012
To start things off today, a look at our Lost and Found.
It's always a shame when kids don't watch their pets, and they get loose from the yard. Hopefully this ended...
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February 7, 2012Morning Breath Prop Bets
With some of the ridiculous bets people can make on the Super Bowl, like whether Kelly Clarkson's belly will be showing, or what color the Gatorade will be, we decided to...
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February 7, 2012Net Nonsense - February 7, 2012
Come on in, have a seat! But for the love of God, if you have to cough, cover your mouth.
I don't want your germs.
Speaking of germs, ever hear...
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February 6, 2012Net Nonsense - February 6, 2012
Times are tough. Nobody is safe in this economy.
Stay in school kids. Stay in school.
Super Bowl yesterday. Crappy halftime show, so so game, but we both know all you...
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February 3, 2012Net Nonsense - February 3, 2012
Welcome to the first day of the next 6 weeks of winter!
That is, of course, if you somehow believe that a sleepy rodent can predict the weather based on whether the sun...
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February 2, 2012Net Nonsense - February 2, 2012
Most of the time, Net Nonsense is just supposed to be funny. But sometimes, we try to be educational as well. Today, it's a lesson in evolution.
That's right ladies,...
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February 1, 2012Net Nonsense - February 1, 2012
Come on in, have a seat next to Master Shredder.
Get it? Master Shredder? Snowboarding? What a beauty pun.
My favorite show back in the day was The Simpsons....
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January 31, 2012New Stuff Tuesday - January 31, 2012
DVD/Blu-Ray
In Time (Justin Timberlake, Amanda Seyfried) - Trailer
Drive (Ryan Gosling, Christina Hendricks) - Trailer
The Big Year (Jack Black, Steve Martin, Owen Wilson)...
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January 31, 2012Net Nonsense - January 31, 2012
Before we start today, I just wanted to say...
Now that I got that out of my system... ...
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January 30, 2012Net Nonsense - January 30, 2012
We haven't had a Net Nonsense in awhile, so let me refresh your memory on the rules...
That should about sum it up...
Now that we've cleared that...
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January 27, 2012Ian Thornley Interview
Before I got sick, we had a chance to talk to Ian Thornley from Big Wreck about getting the band back together, and the upcoming album, Albatross.
Albatross is in stores...
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January 24, 2012New Stuff Tuesday - January 24, 2012
DVD/Blu-Ray
50/50 (Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogan) - Trailer
Paranormal Activity 3 (Katie Featherston) - Trailer
Real Steel (Hugh Jackman) - Trailer
Music
Comeblack...
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January 24, 2012Net Nonsense - January 24, 2012
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but...
A few bad apples always spoil the bunch, you know? ...
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January 23, 2012Net Nonsense - January 23, 2012
I was sick last week. Pretty sure it was just a head cold, and I didn't miss any work or anything because of it, but I did go online to check my symptoms to see if I could figure...
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January 21, 2012The Sausage Girl Saga
On Friday's Morning Breath, we had a gal call in to tell us her favorite thing to eat after a night at the bar. Problem is, we never asked. She was listening to the wrong radio...
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January 20, 2012Net Nonsense - January 20, 2012
Welcome to Net Nonsense! Help yourself to a drink. They're just behind that door over there.
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen... ...
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January 19, 2012Net Nonsense - January 19, 2012
I have finally found a way to stop my wife from hitting the snooze button 10 times every morning. It's super easy too, you could do it to your clock!
It only takes one...
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January 19, 2012My Sketchy Landlord
Today's song of the day is "Roxanne" by The Police.
Today, on the Morning Breath, we were talking about nightmare fuel landlord stories. It started with the...
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January 18, 2012Net Nonsense - January 18, 2012
Welcome to Net Nonsense! Like my new nerd mat?
I find it helps to lower people's expectations when they come over.
Most times, mascots are annoying. I...
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January 18, 2012Don't Let Them Take Our Tubes
Today's song of the day is "The Day The LOLcats Died" by Chris Parker. This is 100% worth your time to listen to.
Today, January 18, 2012, is an auspicious day....
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January 17, 2012New Stuff Tuesday - January 17, 2012
DVD/Blu-Ray
Dirty Girl (Juno Temple, William H Macy) - Trailer
Abduction (Taylor Lautner, Alfred Molina) - Trailer
The Ides Of March (Ryan Gosling, George Clooney) - Trailer
Music
Wonderland...
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January 17, 2012Net Nonsense - January 17, 2012
It is so cold outside! Seriously, it's cold enough to start considering uncoventional ways to keep your parts warm. Especially your ears!
What...
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January 16, 2012Net Nonsense - January 16, 2012
If you have Facebook, this is going to look really familiar to you. After all, the internet truly is the great arena, where keyboard gladiators meet from around the world to do battle....
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January 13, 2012Net Nonsense - January 13, 2012
Thanks for making Net Nonsense so popular!
That was a beautiful moment we just shared, which obviously is not what the internet is for, so...
Now...
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January 13, 2012If You Missed It - January 13, 2011
We do a lot of stuff on the show, so sometimes it's hard to keep up with everything. That's why, from time to time, we use the blog to keep you up to speed.
Today, we...
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January 12, 2012Net Nonsense - January 12, 2012
You know, for all the girls that make fun of wrestling, they sure do love to wear wrestling masks...
It's...
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January 11, 2012Net Nonsense - January 11, 2012
You know how we always tell kids they can be anything they want to when they grow up?
Maybe we should be a little more specific... ...
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January 10, 2012New Stuff Tuesday - January 10, 2012
DVD/Blu-Ray
Moneyball (Brad Pitt, Jonah Hill) - Trailer
Killer Elite (Jason Statham, Robert DeNiro) - Trailer
The Scorpion King 3: Battle For Redemption (Ron Pearlman)...
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January 10, 2012Net Nonsense - January 10, 2012
Sometimes, you gotta ask yourself... ...
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January 9, 2012Net Nonsense - January 9, 2012
It's the return of sweet sweet puns...
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January 9, 2012Stand Up Against Ride Pimping
Today's Song Is Jacked Up Truck Song by Tim Humphries. Just to let you know, it's real bad, which seems fitting with today's topic.
In 1885, a dude named Karl Benz...
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January 8, 2012Sports Are Amazing
Today's song of the day is Rocky Mountain High by John Denver.
I'm writing this just moments after Tim Tebow performed another miracle, and led the Denver Broncos to...
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January 6, 2012Net Nonsense - January 6, 2012
It's hard for dogs to write romantic poetry... ...
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January 5, 2012Net Nonsense - January 5, 2012
If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son... and so does Stephen Hawking. ...
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January 5, 2012I Hate Jersey Shore
This is a repost of a blog I did back in July. With today being the Season 5 debut for this God awful show, it seems fitting. -DLB
Today's song of the day is Figaro Fist...
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January 4, 2012Net Nonsense - January 4, 2012
Welcome to Net Nonsense. Before we start, come over here, I want to show you something... ...
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January 3, 2012New Stuff Tuesday - January 3, 2012
DVD/Blu-Ray
Contagion (Matt Damon, Lawrence Fishburne) - Trailer
Shark Night (Sara Paxton, Katharine McPhee) - Trailer
Pearl Jam Twenty (Blu-Ray) - Trailer
Music
Live...
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January 3, 2012Net Nonsense - January 3, 2012
Happy New Year!
That...
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December 30, 2011Net Nonsense - December 30, 2011
I've totally figured out what to do for Christmas lights next year, to really express my feelings to all my neighbours.
The...
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December 29, 2011Net Nonsense - December 29, 2011
If you know someone who's looking to quit smoking this year as a New Year's Resolution, this might help them.
The...
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December 28, 2011Net Nonsense - December 28, 2011
I know a lot of you are just getting back to work today. Sometimes it can be tough to focus on the first day back...
If...
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December 27, 2011Best/Worst Boxing Day Stories
This morning on the Breath, we asked you guys to send in your best/worst Boxing Day stories. Not surprisingly, we didn't get too many good stories. Though, we did get this gem...
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December 23, 2011Sara Walsh Wins The Hollywood Experience!
Congratulations to Sara Walsh, who is off to Hollywood courtesy of The Goat, Carlson Wagonlit Travel, and Fun Sun Vacations!
Here's Sara's reaction to winning.
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December 23, 2011Net Nonsense - December 23, 2011
One last Net Nonsense before the holiday, so from everyone here at The Goat...
Yep, that just happened....
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December 22, 2011Net Nonsense - December 22, 2011
So, you may have noticed, there was no Net Nonsense yesterday.
My...
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December 20, 2011Net Nonsense - December 20, 2011
Hey, thanks for coming. Have a bad pun. ...
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December 20, 2011New Stuff Tuesday - December 20, 2011
DVD/Blu-Ray
Dolphin Tale (Harry Connick Jr, Ashley Judd) - Trailer
Columbiana (Zoe Zaldana) - Trailer
Warrior (Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte) - Trailer
Music
TM:103...
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December 19, 2011Net Nonsense - December 19, 2011
So, there's this game out called Skyrim. Looks like a pretty sweet game, and I know Mrs. DLB wants to buy it. Even if you're not a gamer though, you might have heard of Skyrim....
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December 16, 2011Net Nonsense - December 16, 2011
A little proof that we're not the only one's getting weird weather...
In...
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December 15, 2011Net Nonsense - December 15, 2011
Here's something to keep in mind the next time some bleeding heart drops a cliche on you.
Take...
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December 14, 2011Net Nonsense - December 14, 2011
First, let me say, I'm not trying to pick a fight with Nickelback fans. I just thought this was funny.
Right...
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December 13, 2011Net Nonsense - December 13, 2011
Oh, hi, didn't see you there.
Nothing is safe from the internet. The fact of the matter is, if it exists, someone will mess with it. And that's how we end up with...
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December 13, 2011New Stuff Tuesday - December 13, 2011
DVD/Blu-Ray
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (James Franco) - Trailer
Fright Night (Colin Farrell, Anton Yelchin) - Trailer
Kung Fu Panda 2 (Jack Black, Angelina Jolie) - Trailer
Music
Made...
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December 12, 2011Net Nonsense - December 12, 2011
It's a well known fact that knowledge comes with age. So if this 90 year old man thinks that Dubstep isn't really music, who are we to argue?
Seems to like some...
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December 9, 2011Net Nonsense - December 9, 2011
It's Friday, last day of the work week. Just remember, no matter how stressed you get, try not to do this...
Though, it would be hilarious...
The Lloydminster Bobcats...
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December 8, 2011Net Nonsense - December 8, 2011
You ever see someone at karaoke, and they sound nothing like they look? Check out this dude from Chile and his insane Eddie Vedder.
Pearl Jam should hire this guy to go...
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December 7, 2011Net Nonsense - December 7, 2011
First up today, a picture that really sums up our topic today about living without the internet...
People...
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December 6, 2011Net Nonsense - December 6, 2011
This is what happens when you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, and let everyone who tries out join the glee club. Just a heads up, all the funny is at the start, then...
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December 6, 2011New Stuff Tuesday - December 6, 2011
DVD/Blu-Ray
The Hangover Part II (Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis) - Trailer
Cowboys and Aliens (Daniel Craig, Olivia Wilde) - Trailer
The Help (Emma Stone) - Trailer
Mr....
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